So you think this virus is a Democratic hoax?
Come to my rally to hear my best Covid jokes
So you think when you mask up, freedom dies?
Come to my rally for some open-faced lies
So you think Hillary Clinton’s a pedophile?
Come to my rally – we’ll do it doggy style
So you think the Bin Laden killing was staged?
Come to my rally – let’s all be outraged
So you think there are good people on both sides?
Come to my rally – we have the best rides
So you think it’s okay that I screw porn stars?
Come to my rally – watch me put Joe behind bars
So you think I’m macho ‘cause I can grab pussies?
Come to my rally – we’ll bully these sissies
So you think I’m smart cause I paid no income tax?
Come to my rally – I’ll teach you life’s facts
So you think God chose me ‘cause I am flawed?
Come to my rally – you’ll leave slack-jawed
It don’t matter to me what kind of kook you are
Come to my rally – we’ve set a low bar
A supremacist here, a conspirator there, you’re all great
To them you might be the fringe, to me you’re the electorate
What an opportunity – I think it was heaven sent
Come ye all and join me – I have a big tent